Marriage Jokes 2



- Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

- At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.

- Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak.

- A husband was asked: Do you talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

- The difference between wives and husbands is; Wives want to videotape the birth of their child - husbands want to videotape the conception.

- Husbands are like fires; they go out when left unattended.

- What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- The best way to make your wife's panties wet every day is to do the laundry.




Really funny one liners about marriage, husbands and wives

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