- Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
- Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
- At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
- Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak.
- A husband was asked: Do you talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
- The difference between wives and husbands is; Wives want to videotape the birth of their child - husbands want to videotape the conception.
- Husbands are like fires; they go out when left unattended.
- What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- The best way to make your wife's panties wet every day is to do the laundry.
Really funny one liners about marriage, husbands and wives
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