What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call?
Has the blonde left yet?

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
Because they can't keep their calves together.

What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.

What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet?
Some men have never been in a 747.

How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.